Straighten up little soldier...
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Sebastian Moran, Jim Moriarty, Teenlock, Parentlock, Kidlock, and MorMor.
You: Sebastian sat down in the only seat left, and listened to the teacher drone on. He was new, only two weeks in, and apart from the girls staring at him, he wasn’t very well known. He wouldn’t mind if it stayed that way. His parents had decided to move to bloody Ireland, of all places and he’d gotten dragged along. He looked over at the dark haired boy sitting next to him. Moriarty. He remembered.
Stranger: Jim barely noticed as that blonde sat down beside him, scruffy and… almost boring, except for the pretty scar someone had left on his arm. He drummed his fingers on the table a moment before deciding he /would/ speak to Moran after all.
Britain: omg it’s 24 degrees. It’s so hot.
Australia: you don’t know hot!
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Australia: 13 degrees. It’s freezing.
Britain: You don’t know cold.
Living in Australia..
Expectations:
- Kangaroos and koalas
- Surfing everyday
- Beautiful weather
Reality:
- Rarely any good concerts
- Shipping and handling that costs more than the actual product
- Shitty weather that changes faster than a guy changing the porn on his screen when you walk in
(via sharkibakaandme)
Anonymous asked: 1-26
1. the person i like and why i like them.
Are we talking like or /like/? Because I don’t /like/ anyone at the moment, but the last guy I did, was because he was funny, nice to me, and actually talked to me.
2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
I don’t know if anyone will actually believe this, but my idiot friends (who I love) have compared me to Eminem. Don’t even ask the story behind that.
3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
They see what’s on the outside before someone’s personality, they show off ALL THE TIME, they just keep talking, they feel the need to show off infront of their friends, and they think they’re better at everything. (That’s just the guys I know though.)
4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
Ummm… I dunno, I’ve been sick this week so… I had an awesome RP? Sad comment on my life, BUT ANYWAY.
5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
I sit in some random positions when I’m on my own. I also blast my music as loud as I can and sing at the top of my lungs. And I sometimes walk into my sister’s room, because she doesn’t let me in there. Rebel, I know.
6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
Right now? I would go and buy a crazy amount of food. Then I would take myself to England to see Carly, and Scotland to see Laura, and a bunch of other places too.
7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
I like my eyes, I don’t like my hair, my freckles, or my hands and feet. I have a weird hatred for my hands and feet.
8. my last night out in detail.
I haven’t been out in so long, I seriously couldn’t tell you.
9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
My grades, because I know I can do heaps better, but I give up on myself so easily.
10. something i’ve lied about.
When my friends asked me if I liked the guy I mentioned. I also say I’m okay when I’m not quite a lot.
11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
I think I’d rather be stuck with someone I loved, because then it wouldn’t really be so bad being stuck for so long.
12. something i’m currently worrying about.
A friend of mine.
13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
I wouldn’t throw anyone off a cliff… I’d marry Carly or Laura, except their already married to each other… And I dunno who I’d fuck, I’ve never really thought about it.
14.something i do without realising.
Bite my nails.
15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
“When it rains, guess it pours, yes it does, wish there wasn’t any pain, but I can’t pretend there ain’t, I ain’t placin’ any blame, I ain’t pointin’ fingers heaven knows I’ll never be the saint…”
16. a drunken story.
I’m too young to drink, and I’m not one of those teenagers that would drink just because I could.
17. something i regret.
I’m not old enough to regret anything yet.
19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
Myself, about 15 years now.
20. press ctrl v and post.
IT’S NOT WORKING DX
21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
It was just an RP, not real interesting to you guys…
22. 5 things i want to change.
I want to change some things about myself, something about my life, I want my friends to be happier with their lives, I want my Dad to stop smoking, and I would like to be closer to my sister.
23. my view on being tumblr famous.
I think it would be cool, ‘cause you’d get heaps of people talking to you and stuff, and yeah, but I think it would also suck because you’d get all to hatemail and shit like that.
24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
I’d love to be a younger version of myself again, just because my life was so much easier back then.
25. 5 things within touching distance.
My phone, my computer, my Eminem CD’s, a pencil, and a notebook. 26. story of my first kiss.
Hahaha! You’re funny! I don’t have one. Forever alone.
SUCKERS! -.- He’s just amazing, in everyway.
(Source: ken-kaniff, via saying-goodbye-to-hollywood)
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
oh my god
“I intended for my plan to go this way”
“I am beginning to be a horse” omg
I have to defend my head from getting attacked by minions again.
“I think I have wit but I am not sure.”
“I can steer people’s minds away from thinking about pizza.”
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
(Source: , via lyrics-are-poetry)
- the person i like and why i like them.
- a famous person i’ve been compared to.
- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
- the best thing that has happened to me this week.
- weird things i do when i’m alone.
- how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
- things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
- my last night out in detail.
- something that makes me sad when i think about it.
- something i’ve lied about.
- would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
- something i’m currently worrying about.
- one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
- something i do without realising.
- lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
- a drunken story.
- something i regret.
- post a picture of myself.
- my longest relationship and who it was with.
- press ctrl v and post.
- post a bit of my last IM convo.
- 5 things i want to change.
- my view on being tumblr famous.
- someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
- 5 things within touching distance.
- story of my first kiss.
(Source: purem0rning, via gotthatmarsthang)
(Source: nic0tine-kisses, via a-lonely-winter)
(Source: , via a-lonely-winter)
I think either everyone’s decided they hate me and don’t want to reply to me, which is very possible, or Tumblr’s eating my messages again.
